The goal of science is to build better mouse traps. The goal of nature is to build better mice.
It was mentioned on CNN that the new prime number discovered recently is four times bigger
then the previous record.
The speed of time is one second per second.
Biology is the only science in which multiplication means the same thing as division.
A biomed tech is a device for turning coffee into a repaired machine.
Experience is directly proportional to equipment ruined.
Teacher: What is the formula for water?
Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O
Teacher: That is not what I taught you!
Student: But, you said the formula for water is...H to O.
Q: What is a cation afraid of?
A: A dogion!
Should water technicians be unionized or ionized?
Are you an organ donor?
No, but I once gave an old piano to the Salvation Army.
A man and a woman are in a supermarket. They are standing in front of the water aisle.
The man wonders aloud, " Who would buy all this expensive Evian water anyway?"
The woman says, "Evian...Its naive spelled backwards!"
Q: What is hydrophobic?
A: A fear of water bills!
Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: (H2O)3 (H2O cubed).
Q: What is the chemical formula for sea water?
A: CH2O
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Water
Water who?
Water you doing in my house?
Q: What is the best way to keep water from running?
A: Don't pay the water bill.
Q: How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We don't know. They never get past the feasibility study.
Q: How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
A: I'll have an estimate for you a week from Monday.
Q: How many Biomed Technicians does it take to replace a light bulb?
A: Who can tell? Biomed Technicians are always in the dark.
Q: How many Biomed Technicians does it take to replace a light bulb?
A: Two; one to hold the bulb and one to pound it in.
Q: How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Three; one to find a bulb specialists, one to find a bulb installation specialists, and one to bill it
all to Medicare.
Q: How many Water Engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One, but he has to fill the room with 18 Megohm-cm water first so he wont be electrocuted.
The famous Olympic skier Picabo Street, pronounced (Peek'aboo), spent so much time
recuperating from injuries that she had time to get a nursing degree. After graduation, she got a
job working in an Intensive Care Unit (ICU) of a large metropolitan hospital. She is a fine nurse,
however, Picabo is not permitted to answer the telephone. Whenever she answered the phone,
she would say "Picabo ICU" (I see you). (http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/picabo.htm)
It was mentioned on CNN that the new prime number discovered recently is four times bigger
then the previous record.
The speed of time is one second per second.
Biology is the only science in which multiplication means the same thing as division.
A biomed tech is a device for turning coffee into a repaired machine.
Experience is directly proportional to equipment ruined.
Teacher: What is the formula for water?
Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O
Teacher: That is not what I taught you!
Student: But, you said the formula for water is...H to O.
Q: What is a cation afraid of?
A: A dogion!
Should water technicians be unionized or ionized?
Are you an organ donor?
No, but I once gave an old piano to the Salvation Army.
A man and a woman are in a supermarket. They are standing in front of the water aisle.
The man wonders aloud, " Who would buy all this expensive Evian water anyway?"
The woman says, "Evian...Its naive spelled backwards!"
Q: What is hydrophobic?
A: A fear of water bills!
Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: (H2O)3 (H2O cubed).
Q: What is the chemical formula for sea water?
A: CH2O
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Water
Water who?
Water you doing in my house?
Q: What is the best way to keep water from running?
A: Don't pay the water bill.
Q: How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We don't know. They never get past the feasibility study.
Q: How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
A: I'll have an estimate for you a week from Monday.
Q: How many Biomed Technicians does it take to replace a light bulb?
A: Who can tell? Biomed Technicians are always in the dark.
Q: How many Biomed Technicians does it take to replace a light bulb?
A: Two; one to hold the bulb and one to pound it in.
Q: How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Three; one to find a bulb specialists, one to find a bulb installation specialists, and one to bill it
all to Medicare.
Q: How many Water Engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One, but he has to fill the room with 18 Megohm-cm water first so he wont be electrocuted.
The famous Olympic skier Picabo Street, pronounced (Peek'aboo), spent so much time
recuperating from injuries that she had time to get a nursing degree. After graduation, she got a
job working in an Intensive Care Unit (ICU) of a large metropolitan hospital. She is a fine nurse,
however, Picabo is not permitted to answer the telephone. Whenever she answered the phone,
she would say "Picabo ICU" (I see you). (http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/picabo.htm)
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